Sunday, October 26, 2014

Teltowkanal 2

A bit of Bäke

What a day for staying indoors by the fire, or more precisely, by the big radiator in the living room. North-European autumn is not like the traditional American autumn, with its blue skies and bright leaves. This is storms-are-on-the-ocean time, wet and morose. I am possibly going to get my head soaked, but other days this week look worse in the weather forecast, so I’ll pack the umbrella today and see what happens. It's slate-dark and windy and damp out there. 

The plan is to go down to Wannsee on the S-Bahn, and then take one of the bright blue Havel buses to the Teltowkanal in Kleinmachnow. 

How edge-of-the-world it is out here at Wannsee: the buses come slowly, and it's chilly in the big street with the wet wind kicking up. There’s hardly anyone on the bus, and in order to get from point A to a not very distant point B we must--good heavens--go out on the freeway. Have I ever been on a freeway in Berlin before?  I think once in 1996. There isn't much Autobahn mileage in the city: Berlin is the antithesis of those southern California cities where you can open the curtain in your hotel room in the morning and see three or four levels of freeway stacked on top of each other right outside your window. 

Once off the freeway, the bus threads through a sort of office park that looks as though it could be out on the edge of Frankfurt. I feel as though I've been kidnapped by aliens.

But then here we are out of alien-land, into the more Berlin-like part of Kleinmachnow, and here is the canal lock--time to get off the bus. West of the lock, between here and the Griebnitzsee (see last post) the canal runs in the bed of the little river Bäke. But east of the lock the canal runs in the (broader) bed of the Machnower See, and the Bäke has a small separate existence to the south of the canal. Last week I walked along the north side of the Machnower See, but I want to go back and have a look at the Bäke.

By the lock, near the south bank of the canal, there should be a road called the Allee am Forsthaus, which we can follow into the Bäketal (Bäke valley) nature preserve. And here is the Allee: big loose Brandenburg cobbles with a slither of wet leaves on top. The Bäke is a wetland tangle off to the right. 


Allee am Forsthaus, October 2014. My photo.

The place-names waver between Slavic and Germanic here. We are on the Teltow plateau (and if we didn't get off the bus we would end up in Teltow city, a little further on). The -ow ending is a Slavic suffix meaning "place," more or less; so just as Pankow is the place along the river Panke (April 2014 posts), Teltow is the place along the river Telte. When the German settlers came here during the middle ages they kept a lot of the Slavic names, like the Panke, but they didn't keep the name of the river Telte. 

They didn't replace it with anything very brilliant, either. "Bäke" is just a form of the word "Bach," meaning brook. (Terribly unimaginative naming habits hereabouts: let's call the brook Brook, and call the big lake Big Lake, and so on ... And yes, the composer's name is Johann Sebastian Brook--prompting Beethoven, in a wise-guy moment, to say, "He shouldn't be called Brook, he should be called Ocean--infinite, inexhaustible ...")

As the cobblestones give out on the road, it gets very muddy. The canal is over on the left, with occasional piles of stone along it, perhaps for some bank-reinforcing project; the body of water on the right in the picture below is one of the larger puddles in the street. The Bäke is further to the right, somewhere in a mess of marsh woodland.


Teltowcanal, Allee am Forsthaus, October 2014. My photo.

The light comes and goes, as the clouds thicken and thin, without breaking. The wind rises and falls in the trees. The Allee gets smaller and smaller--but a little higher and dryer, too, better cobblestoned again on the crown of the road. Not a bad day for a walk after all. It isn't pouring (yet).


Teltowkanal, Allee am Forsthaus, October 2014.

Just before we get to the nature preserve there's a bit of settlement over on the right, the most salient element in which is a landscaping firm with a loud rooster in its backyard, crowing its foolish head off in the dark midday.  

The landscapers could stand to do some work on their own landscaping and fix the stone wall along their property, which is crumbling in places. 

Or perhaps it's best not fixed, it has some charm as is.


Along Allee am Forsthaus, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

A little further on, a large muddy path splits off into the Bäketal, where the worthy citizens of Kleinmachnow have identified and labeled many of the shrubs and trees.  (Thank you, worthy citizens.) 

Here are old winter-lindens--smaller-leaved than the summer-lindens that one thinks of as the typical village-linden or dance-linden or court-linden--the big tree in the village center under which public events took place for generations. Here are Norway maples and sand birches, here are ...  What are these? 

Urweltmammutbäume, say the labels. Prehistoric mammoth trees. 

They were known first as fossils and then discovered living in the 1940s, in Sichuan Province in China. (They were planted subsequently in a variety of other places, in part to make sure the species would survive, as the numbers in China in the last century were not large.) In English they're called dawn redwoods, but "prehistoric mammoth tree" does have rather a ring to it ...

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The path takes us round an open meadow, past the prehistoric mammoth trees and then closer to the Bäke. It seems more and more remote (and muddy). How long will it take the leaning tree here to fall, another year or two? The water in the river hardly moves. There is no one along the path. (Not even a prehistoric mammoth.)


River Bäke, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

Somewhere hereabouts there is ... not exactly the usual Dorfkern, the village core, such as you find in many of the outer-Berlin villages, with a village green, old prosperous-farmer houses on each side of the green, a little medieval fieldstone church in the center, maybe an old linden. 

Most of Kleinmachnow town is on the other side of the lake and dates from later centuries. The medieval settlement down here on the river was a lordly establishment, not a farmers' village. The beginning of it was a Burg, a little fortress at the place where the trade route from Leipzig to Spandau crossed the river. The local lords--the von Hakes, from about 1400 on--perched in the Burg, inhibiting free trade by collecting tolls from the merchants at the river crossing. 

How are we to think of this sort of thing? Taxes paid in return for keeping down the bandits in the woods? Protection money extorted in the manner of organized crime, in return for not being the bandits in the woods?

According to an old unvouched-for tale, one of the early sixteenth-century Hakes (presumably with henchmen) robbed Johann Tetzel on a wild winter night in the country south of here. Tetzel was the seller of indulgences--get-out-of-hell-for-a-dime certificates, priced pardons for your sins and your family's sins--whose crude marketing tactics sparked Luther's career as a reformer. 

Because indulgences sold well, Tetzel was carrying plenty of cash. When Hake intercepted him on a lonely stretch of road and demanded the money, Tetzel threatened him with the wrath of God--which did sometimes intimidate attackers in those times. But Hake said, I'm okay, I bought an indulgence from you yesterday, for future sins as well as past. Hand over the cash box.

But things change, over the centuries. The von Hakes stop collecting tolls at the river crossing and stop looking for travelers with cash boxes in the woods, and they become Prussian officers and civil servants. (There come to be nation-states that follow something like the rule of law within but not across their boundaries.) One of the eighteenth century Hakes becomes a real estate developer, of sorts, draining and parceling out the land that is now Hackescher Markt in central Berlin. They build an Enlightenment-era country house, somewhere around here .... Here is a little footbridge over the Bäke, which might take us in the right direction to find what is left of all this.


Bridge over Bäke, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

Look back along the river: the water is so still that the leaves don't even float downstream. The river is stopped, time is stopped, and the midday is as dim as evening. The clouds have got heavier again.


River Bäke, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

But look the other way from the bridge, and there is the mill--which has been here from time more or less immemorial, periodically burnt down or simply fallen down, rebuilt by the Hakes in the seventeenth century and again in the nineteenth. (There's been a restaurant in the mill for some years, which I believe has had mixed fortunes.)

Let's go down the street a bit, around the mill, then back into the woods--the rest of the buildings must be nearby.


Near the Dorfkirche, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

And yes, here we come to a gate in the forest, or rather a pair of gates. One way leads to the powers spiritual, and the other way to the powers temporal. Here on the right is the churchyard gate, with a couple of glacial boulders to mark it. 


Gate to village church, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

The von Hakes built a church here late in the sixteenth century, for 
household services on Sundays, for family weddings and funerals. Sort of a cross between a family chapel and ein feste Burg. (It was one of the first churches in Brandenburg to be built explicitly as a Protestant church.) 

The trees block much of the view of the church until you're almost up against it, and then it beetles at you like a fortress wall. This is not medieval stuff, this was built all in one piece in the 1590s, with past and future wars of religion floating around it like bad dreams. 


Dorfkirche, Kleinmachnow. Photo, Lienhard Schulz, Wiki Commons.

On the other side of the glacial boulders is the Medusa Portal that led to the country house. There is a Medusa head on the central arch, and above it a coldly serene classical-deity head--presumably Minerva, who lent Perseus a mirrored shield so he could cut off Medusa's head without looking directly at it and thus without being turned to stone. (Ah, but they're all turned to stone here, Medusa and Minerva, and Perseus too, if he were to appear anywhere on the portal.) 


Medusa portal, Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

The powers temporal took a direct bomb hit in WW II. There's nothing left behind the portal, or nothing to speak of: some cellar vaulting and bits of foundation, I think.

Lost worlds. Life before the revolutions, when it was still important to put Greek and Roman deities on your doorway, to show that you had a classical education. 

The classical world--the ruin in our intellectual forest--looms here, more or less large, more or less fantastical, according to the time. Very large and very fantastical when the von Hakes were perched in their Burg, extorting tolls. Think of the medieval towns in western Europe that were huddled entirely within an old Roman arena, using the arena stands as the city walls (like building a village on the field in a football stadium). The ancient Romans who had built such immense things must have seemed as fantastical as visitors in flying saucers. Think of the semi-educated people at the time who had heard names like Aristotle and Virgil--Aristotle the alchemist who could turn lead to gold, and Virgil the magician who built a metal horse that could cure live horses of any illness. 

With the Renaissance, the classical world becomes better known and thus more human-scale, less flying-saucer-like. In the middle ages I don't think people routinely imagined themselves being Virgil the magician. But in the sixteenth century, it seems possible to be a character in classical literature: a conquering prince out of Plutarch or a rhetorically gifted statesman like Cicero or a literate country gentleman interested in crops and horses and beekeeping like the narrator's voice in Virgil's GeorgicsThe electors of Brandenburg--the feudal superiors and employers of the von Hakes--take classical names for a while: Johann Cicero, Albrecht Achilles, Joachim Hector (the names on the cross-streets out in the western stretch of Kurfürstendamm). 

Then, gradually, the classical world sinks from an imposing model to a mark of class--a gentleman can quote the classics, a non-gentleman cannot--and from a mark of class to mere decoration. And then even the decoration vanishes.

We see this in the US: state capitols built in the nineteenth century are basically the Roman Pantheon with a taller dome and extended sides. These are statements that the US is the new version of the Roman republic, intending to embody Roman-republican virtues (and do 'em one better, just you wait!).


Colorado State Capitol.
Photo, Cris Gonazalez, Wiki Commons
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But US state capitols built in the twentieth century don't look like the Pantheon any more. What did the US mean to be when this piece of stretched neo-medievalism was built in the 1920s? I'm not sure, but I don't think it was the Roman republic. 


Nebraska State Capitol.
Photo by Ammodramus, Wiki Commons.



















And the same thing happens here in the Brandenburg woods. The neoclassical house with the Medusa Portal was the Old Hakeburg. The New Hakeburg, built on the other side of the Machnower See by one of the Hake cousins at the beginning of the twentieth century, is in romantic neo-medieval style. This is the place mentioned in the last post: the SS research center for secret weaponry in World War II, and so on--looking absurdly sinister from this side of the lake, on such a dark day. (It isn't really sinister, people have been having weddings and corporate outings here ...)


Neue Hakeburg by Machnower See, October 2014. My photo.

It's tempting to see the neoclassical world--the vanished Enlightenment-age country house--as a world of relative reasonableness and humanity, and to see the romantic enthusiasm for the middle ages as a dangerous turn away, toward a sleep of reason that would bring forth monsters. But I don't know. The insomnia of reason brings forth monsters also. (After all, when the SS occupied the New Hakeburg, they were using it for people to do science ...)

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I cross to north side of the canal, back to the Canal Meadow Path that I was following in the previous segment. (The Bäke goes a little farther here, before being paved over and disappearing underground, but I'm headed back to the Teltowkanal.)    

It's a pleasant open shoreline along the north bank of the canal. In one stretch there's an odd pair of concrete tracks--a remnant of old road? Someone's idea of a bicycle path? I don't know.

Along Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

It's getting quite urban again here: there are some big apartment blocks on the other bank of the canal, and we're about to run into a hotel and a nursing home and retail blocks on this bank. 


The canal passes under a biggish street, and on the other side of the street it's not obvious how you get back to the water. There must be a way somewhere ... Ah yes, further up the street, then down through the hotel parking lot, past the hotel garbage, and here we are again, on an excellent stretch of path.

There are a couple of minor find-and-lose moments like this. Some places where you might wander the wrong way are well-signed, some are not signed at all, some are rather excessively signed ...


Footpath crossroads near Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

At one point there's a little stretch of industrial harbor and adjacent buildings, all fenced off. It's not so clear how far we have to go to get around this ... According to my map, if I don't come to some other, better opportunity first, I will hit a sizable street called Sachtlebenstrasse that should take me back to the canal. 

I don't see any sizable streets yet, but I do see a track that might be headed for the water.  And it even has a sign ... ah, this is Sachtlebenstrasse. Not exactly a place for two-way truck traffic--it looked more substantial on the map--but it's a nice route back to the canal.


Sachtlebenstrasse, Berlin (Zehlendorf), October 2014. My photo.

Here's the water, and here's a barge churning along on business: the Pati out of Wroclaw. (And if our east-European geography is not so good, we will say, Where is Wroclaw? It's in Poland--but look back in time, and the borders ripple around it like troubled water: now it's in the kingdom of Bohemia, now in Hungary, now in Prussia or Austria or Germany--and of course often in Poland, also, depending on the date.) 


Barge on Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

Where Wroclaw really is, of course, is in Silesia; it has always been in Silesia, and the question has been what larger unit, if any, Silesia belonged to. (Where is the boundary within which we have something like the rule of law, and across which we do not? The von Hake who laid out Hackescher Markt was one of Frederick II's generals in the First Silesian War, when Frederick--thus far the model of an enlightened and humane young prince--shocked Europe by seizing Silesia from Austria without a declaration of war. Why give the Austrians a chance, after all? Why have more equally-matched battles, in which more people will die?) 

And of course one war leads to another, so in a few years we have the Second Silesian War, and then the Third Silesian War, which involves a lot more than Silesia. The North American part of it is the French and Indian War, which gives the American colonies the self-consciousness and political and military organization that will support them in splitting from England in another fifteen years .... And the moral of this story is that you can't know all the consequences of your actions. When Count von Hake set off for Silesia in 1740, he certainly wasn't imagining that the consequences would include the military education of a young George Washington and all that would follow from American independence.

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When you think of places like Silesia, you have to think: Poor Woodrow Wilson, how could he have thought that it would be straightforward to sort out eastern Europe into unambiguous ethnic-national states? (What is so dangerous as an American in the grip of a European idea?--and the idea of ethnic-national states is a European idea, a nineteenth-century Romantic creation.) 

Wilson's Fourteen Points for establishing peace after World War I said that the Balkans could be sorted out "along historically established lines of allegiance and nationality," and that a new Polish state should be established "which should include the territories inhabited by indisputably Polish populations."  Ach du meine. Historically established lines of nationality in the Balkans? Indisputably Polish populations? There were such things of course; but the trouble was the disputable populations and the gaps and muddles in the historically established lines.

Language was used as a common marker of nationality, but .... In Silesia a lot of people spoke Silesian, but is Silesian Polish? Is it a dialect of Polish or a separate language? There were (and are) differences of opinion. (And if it's not Polish, is this still Poland?) Around Wroclaw there were more German-speakers--and also people who identified as Germans but were really Sorbish-speakers like their neighbors in Brandenburg. (Did this make them Germans or Poles? Neither--but since there was no nation of Sorbia, what were they?)

I am reminded of a group of sociologists surveying peasants in Poland, I think early in the twentieth century. They asked, among other things, about ethnic identity. Are you Poles, Germans, Lithuanians, Czechs ...? In some of the remoter areas people just stared at them blankly, unable to make sense of the question. We're from around here, they said.

National identity isn't some inevitable, eternal Platonic idea. Archangel--whose father hightailed it out of Berlin for points west in 1938--has always been taken aback that my father's family did not think of themselves particularly as German. They had left Germany for southern Russia in the eighteenth century--before Germany was a state, before romantic notions of ethnic nationalism had made such headway. They spoke German (not Russian) and called themselves Russian (not German) if they had to call themselves something. But what did it mean? This is very hard to say.

My grandparents would drive a hundred miles and more to see movies set in Russia. I think the first non-Disney film I was allowed to see as a child, certainly the first film I was allowed to see that admitted the existence of sex, was Dr. Zhivago. Being Russian trumped even being puritan (which--at the time--required a big trump).  

But then music was a central part of life, and of course music was German. Christmas carols, church music, Bach Chorale Preludes, Schubert lieder. Probably the first thing I learned to sing in four-part harmony as a child, undistracted by other voices going off in other directions, was a German hymn:


       Fair are the meadows, fairer still the woodlands,
       Robed in the blooming flowers of spring ....

The melody is a Silesian folk song.  Most of the text is older and anonymous; but this verse seem to have been added in the nineteenth century by Hoffmann von Fallersleben, who is also also the author of Deutschland, Deutschland über alles.  (And a collection of songs about Texas, but that's another story). 

How terrifically German this passion for the meadows and the woodlands is, invading the hymnbook and everywhere else. How terrifically German is the idea that walking in the woods is a necessary activity, good for you morally as well as physically:

     A grave and lovely word stands written in the woods,
     About right action and love, and a refuge for humanity,

says that quintessential German walk-in-the-woods romantic, that required-reading classic of German literature, Joseph von Eichendorff. Who grew up in Silesia, and whose first language was possibly Polish. Or Silesian, if you believe in a difference. When he and his brother were students together in Heidelberg, people used to say, "Oh, the poor young Polish counts, they must have only one good shirt between them. You never see them both going out on the same evening."  Are the poor young Polish counts indisputably Polish? Or German? 


Poor Woodrow Wilson

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The Pati is eastbound, probably headed home. The Teltow canal runs into the Dahme, which links to the Oder-Spree canal, and the Oder will take the Pati back to Wroclaw.  

I should be eastbound, headed home, also. On the way back I duck into the grocery store at our home U-Bahn stop to pick up a few things. When I come out of the store the rain is pouring down at last, silvery and cold. 

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Teltowkanal 1

Borderlines

The Teltowkanal is the water version of a freeway bypass around the south side of Berlin. It's a (fairly) straight shot of almost 40 km from the Havel on the west side of the city to the Dahme (a fat tributary of the Spree; see Spree 8 post in July) on the east side, avoiding the absurd midtown meanderings of the Spree and the heavy traffic of central Berlin. (You can see the canal on the Wasserstrasse map that is posted nearby.)

Somehow rivers seem like a spring-summer project (this summer the Spree, next summer the Havel!) and canals seem like an autumn-winter project. Rivers are surprising, they have bends you can't see around; they're like the natural world when everything is growing up and metamorphosing. (And they often have better shade for hot days.) The dreamy monotony of canals seems suitable for the darker times of year.


Griebnitzsee/ Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

The Teltowkanal starts at the Griebnitzsee, which is a side-arm of the Havel, part of the tremendous mess of Havel-lakes around Potsdam. Much of this west end of the Teltowkanal follows pre-existing waterways--first this lake, and then a little river called the Bäke, which has been almost (not quite) completely swallowed up in the canal.

A little geological history here. When the glaciers retreated to the north at the end of the last ice age, the melt-water burbled away to the south in many places: down the Mississippi system in North America, down the Dnieper and the Don and Volga rivers in Eastern Europe. In western Europe the meltwater could not run south, however, because the land tilts up from north to south, and water doesn't run uphill--and of course the water couldn't run north because the glacier was still blocking the way. So the melt-water worked its way east or west along the edge of the glacier, making broad shallow river valleys that geologists call (even in English geological terminology) Urstromtäler. Berlin lies in one of these, the Berlin-Warsaw Urstromtal.

Glacial moraines form the high ground to the north and south of this stretch of the Berlin-Warsaw valley. The moraine on the north side of Berlin is the Barnim plateau, where we were rambling around in the spring and summer, following the Tegeler Fließ (August-Sept posts this year) and the upper reaches of the Panke (April posts). The moraine on the south is the Teltow plateau, which is pretty much unexplored territory for me. 

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The west end of the Teltowkanal, like many Berlin waterways, made up a part of the Berlin-Brandenburg border and thus the East-West border in Cold War days. 

Sort of. The political geography here is complicated. When you get off the S-Bahn at the Griebnitzsee station and look at the signs that tell you where to exit to reach this street or that, one sign points toward a little neighborhood called Steinstücken (Pieces of Rock), which was a particularly complicated piece of border.

This was a chunk of land that the nearby village of Stolpe acquired in the eighteenth century. When Stolpe became part of Berlin in 1920, Steinstücken therefore did too. But it wasn't quite contiguous with Stolpe, or Berlin: it was a little exclave, an island in the sea of Brandenburg. This was not a problem, of course, until the Cold War came along and Pieces of Rock--about thirty acres and a few hundred people--was in the US occupation zone because it was legally part of Berlin, while the entire surrounding territory was in the Russian zone because it was part of Brandenburg.

In October of 1951, East Germany had a try at taking over Steinstücken. A very small, subdued coup attempt. The East German police moved in, cut the telephone line to West Berlin, and tried to hand out East German ration cards, which the inhabitants refused to take. The US displayed muscle in some fashion, well short of waving guns at anyone, and after four days the East Germans withdrew. [Information from Berliner Zeitung article by Sabine Deckwerth, 4 May 1996]

Things were sort of okay until 1961, when the Berlin Wall went up, completely surrounding Steinstücken. You could still get to the rest of West Berlin, but it was a job, and you had to give yourself time: you had to get through one checkpoint at the edge of the neighborhood, then you walked about three quarters of a mile on a path through the Brandenburg woods--well-fenced, overseen by armed men--to the next border checkpoint, and then you were on the West Berlin mainland, so to speak. 


Border near Steinstücken, 1987.  Photo by Jochims, Wiki commons.

There were still freight trains that came through from the west with supplies. American military personnel came and went by helicopter. 

Finally in 1971 there was an East-West exchange of a few acres here and there around the borders, which created a twenty-meter-wide corridor between Pieces of Rock and the rest of West Berlin. So now there was room for an actual street, not just a footpath, and no checkpoints to get through. There was even a bus to and from the mainland. West Berliners came out on weekends to see the exclave, as an interesting oddity. The local beer garden flourished. 

After reunification people didn't come so much any more, it no longer seemed so interesting. The beer garden went under. 

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I don't think Steinstücken is surrounded with the flowering cherries that sometimes mark where the Wall used to be [see Panke 1 post, April 2014]. But some of the original cherries that came to Berlin in 1990, as a gift from Japan, stand along the stairs that lead down from the station to the lake at Griebnitzsee. Under the trees is a memorial plaque with some lines from the Japanese poet Issa:

     Under the branches
     of cherry trees in bloom,
     no one is a stranger.

Fallen leaves under cherry trees, Griebnitzsee, October 2014. My photo.

There is so much Japanese poetry about cherry blossoms, it's tempting to imagine the discussions of a committee set up to pick the appropriate verse for the plaque in Berlin. 

They could have picked this one, also by Issa (translation from: haikuguy.com/issa/index.html)

    "No soliders
     allowed!"
     say the cherry blossoms.

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The path along the south side of the Griebnitzsee used to be the patrol route for the Wall guards. After reunification there was a plan to turn this route into a public path along the water. But the sell-off of East German state assets in the 1990s turned the villas along the lake back into private handsand some of the new owners have been hanging on like grim death. My lakeshore! No strangers passing my house! (No branches of cherry trees in bloom along this stretch, apparently.) The matter has been in the courts. 

So after a very short stroll along the water we come to this. (Maybe I'll make a special photo collection, Locked Fences along Berlin Waterways.)


Fence along Griebnitzsee, October 2014. My photo.

There is disagreement among the villas, however. I go back up to the street and head east, looking for a place to get down the water again further on, and see that some of the properties have banners hung on their garden fences saying "Freies Ufer," free (open, public) shoreline.  Others, of course, do not have banners.  And I don't find a way down to the water.

This is the part of urban geography that Germans call the Speckgürtel--the most affluent suburbs outside a big city. (Think North Shore in Chicago, or the Connecticut suburbs of NY.)  Germans are less solemnly respectful of wealth and its display than English-speakers are, so the word is a bit rude. It's the German equivalent of "beer belly." (Would we call Greenwich, Connecticut the beer belly of New York? Probably not. Literally, Speckgürtel means "fat-bacon belt," which has somewhat piggish overtones.)

It's a pretty area, however, agreeably 1900-ish. We can stroll along admiring the villas along Stubenrauchstrasse .... 


Along Stubenrauchstrasse, Potsdam, October 2014. My photo.

Herr von Stubenrauch was the official who drove the building of the Teltowkanal, around 1900. The gardens have the look of gardens that are looked after by professional landscaping services.

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Here we come to the end of the street, and if we go round the corner and under this underpass, we should get back to the water .... Other creatures want to get the water here also, it seems. A sign by the underpass offers the German equivalent of "Help a toad across the road."


Attention! Toads are crossing the street. Near Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

And here we are, we've done it! Around the corner and down the road a bit, and there's the canal.

How remote this is, how nowhere.


Teltowkanal from Kremnitzufer, October 2014. My photo.

We are now in a strange little neighborhood called Albrechts Teerofen, Albrecht's Tar Furnace. People used to make pine tar out here in the woods, from the Middle Ages onward. The neighborhood is a little east-west strip of land about 200 meters wide by 2 kilometers long, between the canal on the north and a big forest called the Parforceheide on the south. 

It feels lost here, it feels remote. The Parforceheide, which is part of Brandenburg, wraps around the neighborhood; even the opposite bank of the canal, to the north, is woods, and a big chunk of it also belongs to Brandenburg.
In Cold War days Albrecht's Teerofen was like a sausage casing, like a long narrow sack-full of West Berlin, marooned on the south bank of the canal.

The way in and out of the neighborhood in those days was the Kremnitzufer: along this little road and out the west end of the neighborhood, like popping out of the mouth of the sack, to a corridor with a bridge over the Teltowkanal to the West Berlin mainland.


Kremnitzufer, October 2014. My photo.

The street looks like one of those one-lane Brandenburg wonders that somehow manage to carry two-way traffic. I'm not so comfortable in the street when a vehicle goes by, there is hardly room for both of us ... and what are they going to do up ahead, where the UPS truck going one way has just met a big delivery van and a bicycle coming the other way?

The bicycle gets precedence, the delivery van wobbles into the soft canal bank on the left, and the UPS truck scrapes into the forest on the right. And then they ease back onto the roadway, neither van having fallen over or got stuck. Well done, all.

What a scruffy, dreamy, out-of-time place it is along here. The neighborhood is part of Berlin but isn't even hooked up to city water or city underground electric cabling: it has overhead wires like the US (which presumably go down in ice storms, like the US). Some bright location scout from a film company picked the neighborhood as a stand-in for Utah (Utah??) in a movie shoot last summer. The reason, I believe, was because the scout found a wooden house there, which is characteristic of Utah but largely unknown in Berlin. (Germans are bemused by the American predilection for wooden houses: I remember one of the respectable German newsweeklies explaining that the reason Americans take their children with them everywhere (unlike Europeans) is because they live in wooden houses and are afraid the houses will catch fire when they are away.) [Sources on the neighborhood: Wikipedia article on Albrechts Teerofen; Tagesspiegel, 18 July 2014, 'Hollywood in Albrechts Teerofen'.]  

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The traffic isn't heavy here, but I'm glad when it's finally possible to get off the street. The Kremnitzufer veers off to the right a bit and becomes a street called (like the neighborhood) Albrechts Teerofen. I am happy I don't have to compete with cars for space on this one, its's even smaller than Kremnitzufer, and harder to get off of.


Albrechts Teerofen: the street, October 2014. My photo.

The straight-ahead line along the water diminishes to a footpath called the Kanalauenweg, the canal-meadow path. It's very well marked (a white blaze with two blue wave-lines), but you do have to watch your footing. One foot exactly and carefully ahead of the other. The path is about six inches wide and full of roots, rocks, holes, and sandtraps.


The Kanalauenweg, October 2014. My photo.

Still, it's pleasant territory along here, and the path gets broader and easier as we go east.

There's some river traffic, not much. Here's a barge being shoved along by a tug --or pushboat, as one says in non-US English--out of Szczecin in Poland (big port in West Pomerania, where the Oder flows into the Baltic). Can't tell exactly what the freight-load is on the barge; the tug itself has a major load of laundry fluttering in the breeze behind the cabin.


Barge on Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

Between the woods and the water are tremendous banks of flowers--mostly pink like this, but occasionally a deeper color, near red. This is Impatiens glandulifera, Himalayan balsam. It's a plant from India that was brought to Britain as an ornamental and has proved horribly invasive. It chokes out everything else, even stinging nettles. (How sad am I about a reduction in stinging nettles?? And I have some sympathy for invasive species--English-speakers in Berlin are an invasive species, probably.... But still, nettles are part of the ecosystem, nettles have some right to live.)


Himalayan balsam along Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

So it occurs to me to ask: how do you set about being a successful invasive species--how do you get the better of the nettles? For one thing, the Himalayan balsam is perfectly happy living along polluted waterways with overdoses of nitrogen and phosphorous from agricultural and industrial runoff. The Teltowkanal is the filthiest waterway in Berlin--it's one stream here from which you don't want to eat the fish--but the balsam doesn't mind.

Also, the banks of pink blooms here are crawling with honeybees and bumblebees, and no wonder. A couple of German biologists have estimated that a bee can get from ten to forty times as much sugar in an hour's work gathering nectar from these flowers as they do in an hour's work with other flowers that typically grow along the European riverbanks, like loosestrife or hairy willow-herb or hedge-nettles. (Ach, these British plant names: Himalayan balsam is also called kiss-me-on-the-mountain or policeman’s helmet (obviously the helment of an English policeman, if you look at the shape of the flower). Its competitor the great hairy willow-herb is also known as codlins-and-cream or cherry pie.) 

Even busy bees like a higher wage per hour, so the bees visit the policeman's helmets more and the cherry pie and the hedge-nettles less, and so the latter set less seed and the policeman's helmets take over. [Chittka and Schürkens, Successful invasion of a floral market, Nature, 7 June 2001.]

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How autumnal it is along here. Here are chestnut trees in the open edge of the wood.


Chestnut trees along the Teltowkanal, October 2014. My photo.

And a fallen log that the ivy has mostly covered ... (I love the woods, I love the woods, how would I live without this if we moved again?)


Along the Teltowkanal, October 2014.  My photo.

But the woods are ending, we must be getting close to Kleinmachnow ....  yes, here is the Machnow lock,  which is a tremendous object:


Lock at Kleinmachnow, October 2014. My photo.

I had better go over to the other side of the canal because at some point I need to get back to Berlin public transit. The street that crosses the canal takes me north a little bit, but I don't want to hunt transit just yet. So I work my way back to the canal .... Hmm, unsigned crossroads in a patch of woods--which way shall I go? Downhill must be toward the water, uphill must be toward the Hakeburg, which sits up at the top of a ridge on the south side of the canal.

I think downhill towards the water. But I do turn aside for a bit to have a look at the Hakeburg. It's a big 1900-ish house, built for one of the local worthies by Bodo Ebhardt, an architect who was the founder and long-time president of the German Castle Association. (You can sort of tell.)


Hakeburg. Photo by Lienhard Schulz, 2005, Wiki Commons.
The local worthy ran into financial problems in the 1930s and sold his castle to the Post Office. During World War II the SS used it as a research and testing site for flight and communications technology. For a while after the war it was home to the Karl Marx Party Academy, which was the post-secondary institution you wanted to go to if your goal was to rise in the East German Communist hierarchy. Later the Academy moved into central Berlin, and the Hakeburg became a guesthouse for the Party.  Krushschev stayed here, Castro stayed here, Gorbachev stayed here.

Yes, and then what do we do with a pseudo-castle on the outskirts of Berlin after the end of the old East Germany? Well, one obvious possibility was to continue it as a hotel, and Deutsche Telekom acquired it with this end in view. (And why does the phone company want to own a hotel? you may ask. Caught up in the frothy enthusiasm of the 90s, perhaps.) Telekom leased it to one of the fraudulent fantasts who were floating around in ex-East Germany at the time [see Spree 6 post, June 2014, for another example]. This was a man named Rösch, a member of the German parliament and free-market enthusiast who ran the place into the ground in a year, leaving immense debts behind, and landed himself in jail for embezzlement and fraud. [Potsdamer Neueste Nachrichten 30.10.04]  Other people bought the property, other people lost money on it and resold it. For a while the exterior shots for a German soap opera were filmed here. 

You can have events at the Hakeburg now--weddings and such. I'm not sure how big this business is.  Meanwhile (why is the place such a fantast-magnet?) the government-in-exile of the principality of Sealand claims the Hakeburg because they say they have a 99-year lease on the place, God knows from whom. 

Sealand is a World War II sea fort off the coast of England that claims to be an independent country. (It's outside everyone's territorial waters, so no one bothers to dispute the claim.) The fort was taken over first by one group of British pirate radio broadcasters in the 1960s, and then by another group, a family named Bates. In 1978, a German lawyer named Achenbach hired German and Dutch mercenaries to storm the place, but they were defeated and captured by the (well-armed) resident Bates family member, who then held Herr Achenbach for a not very large ransom. The German government negotiated Achenbach's release. I am not sure why. Achenbach and his successor are the Sealand government-in-exile who now claim the Hakeburg. I think that they believe there are Nazi treasures buried nearby, but their website is too mad to be clear about this ...  (The motto on their website, from Cervantes, is: Facts are the enemy of the truth.  Which is not even so untrue.)

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Well, I didn't stumble across any Nazi treasure--I was happy not to have stumbled at all, on some of the rough bits of the path further back to the west. But here beyond the Machnower See the path goes on very prettily.

Near Machnower See, October 2014. My photo.

At the end of the lake we come to the street, and walk up it and cross the old border.  There is a sign along the street showing a map of Europe, with a big line running through the continent from north to south, the old iron curtain line. 

The sign says, "Here Germany and Europe were divided until ten in the morning on March 31, 1990."  

Doesn't this sound a little too ... exact, somehow, and conclusive?